I can mislead you, your family and your friends  into believing that you broke it off with me.   (Shh shh shh. Don't thank me. It's what I do.)

I can mislead you, your family and your friends into believing that you broke it off with me. (Shh shh shh. Don't thank me. It's what I do.)

"I can go outside, get the paper, shake the neighbor’s hand, then tie a bow on it (because it’s birthday time) and then get on stage & collect my Oscar and say, “Thank you!” to the people, then get everybody into the sharing circle and - spike the volleyball!  Then I like to arrive at the bridge, meet the troll & answer his riddles three. Then we’re dancin'! We’re going to dance for a while. Dance until you can’t dance anymore. Then everybody gets a churro!" - Schmidt (New Girl)

"I can go outside, get the paper, shake the neighbor’s hand, then tie a bow on it (because it’s birthday time) and then get on stage & collect my Oscar and say, “Thank you!” to the people, then get everybody into the sharing circle and - spike the volleyball! Then I like to arrive at the bridge, meet the troll & answer his riddles three. Then we’re dancin'! We’re going to dance for a while. Dance until you can’t dance anymore. Then everybody gets a churro!" - Schmidt (New Girl)

I can win at 'Blackjack' and know when it's time to walk away. Always. Enough to pay for the room, the flight, and whatever else comes to mind.

I can win at 'Blackjack' and know when it's time to walk away. Always. Enough to pay for the room, the flight, and whatever else comes to mind.

Tell time with your hand and the sun like a native american! | Seps1816's Blog

Tell time with your hand and the sun like a native american!

I could travel for a year with nothing more than a 20" carry on (and without buying anything else along the way.)

I could travel for a year with nothing more than a 20" carry on (and without buying anything else along the way.)

I can't get you the moon - not literally. But figuratively? Chow chicka chow chow!

I can't get you the moon - not literally. But figuratively? Chow chicka chow chow!

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