Million Dollar Dip -5 green onions chopped, 8 oz. cheddar cheese shredded, 1- 1/2 cups mayonnaise, 1 jar Hormel Real Bacon Bits, 1 pkg. slivered almonds. Mix the onions, cheese, mayo, bacon bits, and slivered almonds together. Chill for 2 hours. Serve with favorite cracker. (Tastes best with butter flavored crackers such as Ritz or Club).
Get some rubber duckies and write the letters of your name on the bottoms of them. Fill their bathtub up with water and put duckies in it with a poster saying " I'd sure be a lucky fuck if you went to the dance with me" They'd have to unscramble the duckies to find out who asked them.