I can't even begin to describe how very true this is.  Sometimes I regret the loss of my paycheck, but when I realized that I was starting to despise the entire human race (and that's so not me), I knew it was time to go.

Working with the general public will slowly crush your soul and squeeze the personality right out of you… Welcome Aboard! Work in retail and your thoughts turn to where you can hide all those bodys.

Updated Serenity Prayer

Funny Confession Ecard: Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain self-control, and wisdom to know if I act on it, I will go to jail! laughing out loud

Evil toddler has no empathy

Funny pictures about Evil Plotting Toddler. Oh, and cool pics about Evil Plotting Toddler. Also, Evil Plotting Toddler photos.