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this is exactly why i *don't* unfriend ppl who aren't really friends becaus omg cassie johnson lol e i don't want them thinking i'm being passive-aggressive when really, i just can't stand the "clutter" of people on my friend list that i never talk to!

LMAO

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Thanks for being my go-to friend to discuss the annoying-as-fuck tendencies of practically everyone.

i'd settle for that

They say it's better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: That first step off your high horse is gonna be a bitch honey. Tuck and roll.

nice try

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Don't you just love it when you rightly call someone out on their bullshit & they try to make you out to be the bad guy.

I would like them to just disappear out of my life but no harm to be brought to them. Just all gone!

Hate you? No, I don't exactly hate you. I curse the day we met, and basically disapprove of your very existence, but no, I don't hate you.some people are so annoying

I wonder this Every. Single. Day.

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: After years of working with the public I have to wonder: Are people really that dumb or am I that much smarter than everyone else?

Funny Flirting Ecard: You are the sun to my moon, the yin to my yang; there's no one else that I'd rather bang.

Funny Flirting Ecard: You are the sun to my moon, the yin to my yang; there's no one else that I'd rather bang. My next anniversary or valentine day card to the hubby hahaha!

I love how in scary movies the person yells out "Hello?" as if the killer is going to be like "Yeah I'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich?" | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

I love how in scary movies the person yells out "Hello?" as if the killer is going to be like "Yeah I'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich "

This never gets old. I say it all the time.

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: You shut your mouth when you're talking to me.

English major problems

Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.