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How to save lots of money on small batteries

Some of the most useful websites on the Internet…

Some of the most useful websites on the Internet…

someday i'll be the cool mom who shows her kids how to make one of these. :) Under the table hammock

someday i'll be the cool mom who shows her kids how to make one of these. :) Under the table hammock

My. Life. Is. Changed. You HAVE to listen to the entire message, and go through all of the options. So freaking cool.

My. Life. Is. Changed. You HAVE to listen to the entire message, and go through all of the options. So freaking cool.

I felt you. You were a pea. Then a lemon. Then an eggplant. I followed advice. I read twelve books. I quit coffee. Could you tell I was scared? I talked to you, sang to you... I wasn't ready. But then you were here. Ten toes. Eight pounds. Love. Big fat love. I held you. I fed you. I realized that I would spend my life doing things to make you happy -- and that that would make me happy. And then there are the times I want to give up. You've made me rethink my sanity....

I felt you. You were a pea. Then a lemon. Then an eggplant. I followed advice. I read twelve books. I quit coffee. Could you tell I was scared? I talked to you, sang to you... I wasn't ready. But then you were here. Ten toes. Eight pounds. Love. Big fat love. I held you. I fed you. I realized that I would spend my life doing things to make you happy -- and that that would make me happy. And then there are the times I want to give up. You've made me rethink my sanity....

Camping party! Perfect for those cold, winter months. This would be so much fun on Christmas Eve.

Camping party! Perfect for those cold, winter months. This would be so much fun on Christmas Eve.

The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.” --i pinned this simply for the description.

The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.” --i pinned this simply for the description.

Make your own safety tattoo for your kids/students. Great to use for outings like amusement parks and zoos etc.

Make your own safety tattoo for your kids/students. Great to use for outings like amusement parks and zoos etc.

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