Omg. I cannot stop laughing
I am so crafty I sweat glitter - Canvas Tote Bag
"Watching my daughter at the park earlier. Another parent asked "Which one's yours?" Just for fun I said "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified."
Bwahahaha... Sing it out loud.
OK!!ha ha ha I sooo need this shirt.lol
Hakuna Some Vodka hahahah I need this
Comfy and cozy oversized slouchy sweater
HILARIOUS! You will be so glad you read this. And you will laugh out loud. And maybe snort once or twice because they are SO true.