Vodka Coffee Mug

Vodka Coffee Mug - I will be making one of these! too funny (and we def used to have to drink wine/vodka out of mugs in Italy)

I found your problem. I'm not your problem.

Funny Confession Ecard: I found your problem. You're a fucking dumbass.

Like seriously... #humor #ecard

Like seriously. it was Happy Daughter's Day in my house from my husband to his three daughters every frickin' day for 8 years- but not from him to MY daughter.

Funny Ecards

I said this today in fact. I was going to curl up in my room's metal lockers under the zebra fabric and hide for at least a month or so.

Hahaha

Haha Yeah meeting you was a mistake. liking you was a mistake. dating you was a mistake. And ending it was a mistake. Laughing it off and moving on.

This is perhaps the best thing I have read..

I'm not only putting on my big girl panties, I'm putting on my bitch bra, my shit kicker boots and my spiked leather belt with the boy toy belt buckle. So don't tell me to "deal with it." I got this covered. This is so Funny had t reprinn

This made me laugh.. Because its true?

"I'm a lady, but when I'm mad, I'm an evil sadistic demon spawned bitch from hell that'll make you wish you were never born. And when I'm happy, I bake cookies and shit." hahahah so me! Don't get on my bad side ;

Mean, but funny!

Did it hurt when you fell off the whore tree, and banged every guy on the way down? I haven't felt the need to say this to someone in awhile but it sure it funny!

There's nothing more satisfying than being prettier than your ex boyfriend's new girlfriend.

There's nothing more satisfying than being prettier than your ex boyfriend's new girlfriend. - and prettier than your current boyfriends ex girlfriend!

Smartest idea EVER!!!!

Why didnt we think about this tokeep our drinks cold while on the beach.so simple.Just put ice around the edges of this cup (mini ice chest) Hide your beer LOL Drinking in public places (beach, etc.) WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS!

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