Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.

It's cool. You don't have to return any of my texts or calls. I actually like being completely ignored without explanation. It's my favorite.

---> I absolutely can not stand when people do this. Pretty disrespectful and rude when it's done intentionally. Just makes me think that I shouldn't even waste my time on that person in the first place. Oh well it is what it is!

I start stressing on what others are doing. Then I remind myself: Not my circus Not my monkeys | Encouragement Ecard

Free, Encouragement Ecard: I start stressing on what others are doing. Then I remind myself: Not my circus Not my monkeys

Funny Breakup Ecard: Im so sorry that karma cake you baked yourself isnt tasting as good as you expected. Perhaps a tall glass of I Fucking Told You So will he.

Now that's pretty damn funny! Funny Breakup Ecard: Im so sorry that karma cake you baked yourself isnt tasting as good as you expected. Perhaps a tall glass of I Fucking Told You So will he.

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you flipped the bitch switch, so buckle up and enjoy the ride asshole.

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"I can't understand you. I don't speak assholian" LOL giggles funny humor

If you have a problem with me then cry me a river and drown yourself in it.

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yep; Funny Breakup Ecard: I'm sorry for being so confused. I had no idea 'I love you' meant I will treat you like you dont matter.

Funny Breakup Ecard: I'm sorry for being so confused. I had no idea 'I love you' meant I will treat you like you dont matter. lol sad but true

My degree of bitchy sarcasm depends entirely on your degree of dumbass stupidity.

Free and Funny Breakup/Divorce Ecard: My degree of bitchy sarcasm depends entirely on your degree of dumbass stupidity.

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