Tuck and roll.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: That first step off your high horse is gonna be a bitch honey. Tuck and roll.

Haha lol

This reminds me of my sister Liz. Kate pretty much summed it up. My thoughts exactly

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It happends quite odten though lol. Top 30 Clean Humor Quotes humor quotes - Tap the link to shop on our official online store!

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lmao!!

There was a safety meeting in work today. They asked me, "What steps would you take in the event of a fire?" "Fucking big ones" was the wrong answer.

dialogue prompt

Not a fool.

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"I'm not fat but I'm not skinny either I'm at the point where you can definitely tell I like Chicken Nuggets"

Someone from Kanorado, Kansas, US posted a whisper in the group Chicken nugget appreciation club. , which reads "I'm not fat but I'm not skinny either I'm at the point where you can definitely tell I like Chicken Nuggets"

Hahaha GRETA:)

Sorry you confused 'playing hard to get' with my genuine disinterest. Story of my life!

Almost!

Goodness that was close. I almost gave a damn - vintage retro funny quote

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