We have a BJJ shirt that we released recently that says "The ground is my ocean, Im the shark". Online the credit is mostly given to Carlos Machado. But I'm lucky enough to have a legend like Jean Jacques Machado as an instructor, so I asked him today who was the first to say this quote! His answer was that he in fact was the first, but his quote was slightly different than his brother Carlos Machado's.
Someone from Milpitas posted a whisper, which reads "My gf accepts free drinks from men at bars. then I come in and pretend I don't know her and chat her up. I love the rejected look on their faces when she goes home with me.