Bahaha!!

The story of my life. // I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

I used to think it would be cool to be able to read other people's minds.

So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.

Hahahahaha!!!

lol tis true sometimes.girls do say suck my dick even tho we don't have one. Maybe we should start saying bitch lick my cunt. wonder if that saying would make it as far as suck my dick. Oh just some random thoughts.

hahahahaha

Funny Sports Ecard: So you're telling me that pinning exercise routines is not enough? I actually have to do them?

True hahaha

I only seem to remember I want to lose weight after eating 7 cookies. - My Life

Yip, that pretty much sums it up!

So unbelievably true. If prison was out of the picture: murder. Murder EVERYWHERE.

amen and hallelujah to that.

Funny Confession Ecard: Some people should be very thankful that I can control the crazy, most days ;

Yes, yes, yes!!!!

I love the feeling you get. when someone cancels plans that you didn't want to have in the first place. So true!

profanities...

lipstick-feminists: “[e-card with text that reads “I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.” ” Adele is so cool

Due to the rising cost of ammunition, I will no longer be able to provide a warning shot. Thanks for your patience and understanding... These are hard times.

Due to the rising cost of ammunition, I will no longer be able to provide a warning shot. Thanks for your patience and understanding. These are hard times. *new sign I will be posting on my front door!


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