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A wise man indeed....sometimes I just want to vent, then I want you to passionately fuck me!

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Judge me all you want. But If you show your disdain for my humor, I'm gonna tell you to "Go F*ck your self." But if you like my humor, then we should go get a drink and watch bums fight over leftovers in the dumpsters behind "Planned Parenthood" ;)

Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas

Dear life, When I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question not a challenge #someecards

So true. So VERY true and don't try to deny it when I have already checked into the facts.