Bless me with patience... Not opportunities to be patient, I've had plenty of those and they don't seem to be working. The actual patience...
People tell me that I have a unique way of lighting up a room. It's called arson and those people are called witnesses.
I hate when people tell me to calm down! Like no dude! I'm going to freak out instead!
HA! Something like that! But I just keep pushing, lol
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle.
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