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Anonymous Confessions from Whisper


Anonymous Confessions from Whisper

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"My hobbies include staying up until 2am for no reason and being exhausted the next day."

My hobbies include staying up until 2am for no reason and being exhausted the next day.

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""Being a male nurse makes you gay"No the fact I have a boyfriend and love him makes me gayThe fact I'm a nurse makes me awesome"

"Being a male nurse makes you gay" No the fact I have a boyfriend and love him makes me gay The fact I'm a nurse makes me awesome

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"Do you ever get random bursts of motivation to do your homework, clean your house, end world hunger, adopt 50 kids? "

Do you ever get random bursts of motivation to do your homework, clean your house, end world hunger, adopt 50 kids?

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"If you constantly preach about how unhealthy obesity is but laugh at obese people at the gym then you need to rethink your life."

If you constantly preach about how unhealthy obesity is but laugh at obese people at the gym then you need to rethink your life.

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" I think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks, and scars are the coolest thing ever. You started with almost a blank canvas. Look at you now. All this evidence that you've lived "

I think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks, and scars are the coolest thing ever. You started with almost a blank canvas. Look at you now. All this evidence that you've lived

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"I feel like we've all turned into Courage the Cowardly DogSitting at the computer, asking it the solutions to all our problems"

I feel like we've all turned into Courage the Cowardly Dog Sitting at the computer, asking it the solutions to all our problems

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"Is anybody else socially awkward so they act really random to try and fit in as the "funny person""

Is anybody else socially awkward so they act really random to try and fit in as the "funny person"

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"Sorry /vs/ I'm sorryILY /vs/ I love youOK /vs/ okayMiss ya /vs/ I miss youThere is a difference. "

Sorry /vs/ I'm sorry ILY /vs/ I love you OK /vs/ okay Miss ya /vs/ I miss you There is a difference.

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"I was babysitting 10 kids and at one point I searched frantically for 20 minutes because I had only counted 9. I was holding the 10th child the entire time."

I was babysitting 10 kids and at one point I searched frantically for 20 minutes because I had only counted 9. I was holding the 10th child the entire time.

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"I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour"

I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour

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"Dear girls, Just because a guy is trying to talk to you, and get to know you doesn't mean he wants to get in your pants. -sincerely, A Nice Guy."

Dear girls, Just because a guy is trying to talk to you, and get to know you doesn't mean he wants to get in your pants. -sincerely, A Nice Guy.

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"I don't even procrastinate anymore. I just straight up neglect 100% of my responsibilities."

I don't even procrastinate anymore. I just straight up neglect 100% of my responsibilities.

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SO SAD BUT SO TRUE!

Things I never learned in school How to do taxes How to vote Anything to do with banking How to buy a car or house But I m so glad I know the fucking Pythagorean theorem

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"A real man isn't one who can please 50 women in 1 year. A real man is one who can please 1 woman for 50 years. Boys can play around. Men can commit. #Seriously"

A real man isn't one who can please 50 women in 1 year. A real man is one who can please 1 woman for 50 years. Boys can play around. Men can commit. #Seriously

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"That's the problem with putting others first: you've taught them that you come second."

"That's the problem with putting others first: you've taught them that you come second."

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"Do you ever smell a faint scent of something and it brings back a memory? Only you can't remember the memory, just the way you felt at that very moment?"

Do you ever smell a faint scent of something and it brings back a memory? Only you can't remember the memory, just the way you felt at that very moment?

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    Hannah McAleer

    Me with watermelon gum

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    Hannah McAleer

    And also the my little pony theme song

"As much as a Tomboy that I am, I would love to be asked to prom and have an excuse to wear a beautiful dress."

As much as a Tomboy that I am, I would love to be asked to prom and have an excuse to wear a beautiful dress.

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"We're taught "don't leave your drink alone" instead of "don't drug someone".."

We're taught "don't leave your drink alone" instead of "don't drug someone"..

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"Who let me adult? I can't adult."

Who let me adult? I can't adult.

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"My dream job is to be a professional cuddler..."

""Your body is a temple."Damn right. Now let's decorate the walls. "

"Your body is a temple." Damn right. Now let's decorate the walls.

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"Admit it, if you could stop time you wouldn't solve crime or help people.You would touch boobs, steal stuff and touch more boobs"

Admit it, if you could stop time you wouldn't solve crime or help people. You would touch boobs, steal stuff and touch more boobs

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"Wouldn't it be nice if the ingredient label told you how you will FEEL an hour later?"

Wouldn't it be nice if the ingredient label told you how you will FEEL an hour later?

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"Is anyone else bothered by the idea that fat people are starting to be treated as a special group, like a minority or someone with a disability? "

Is anyone else bothered by the idea that fat people are starting to be treated as a special group, like a minority or someone with a disability?

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"I wish I actually had as much self confidence as I pretend to"