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Anonymous Confessions from Whisper

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My personality is a strange combination of hating my self while simultaneously thinking I'm better than every one.

My personality is a strange combination of hating my self while simultaneously thinking I'm better than every one.

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My husband just tripped over a unicorn pillow trying to storm off during an argument and yelled "I fucking hate unicorns" I didn't even try not to laugh.

My husband just tripped over a unicorn pillow trying to storm off during an argument and yelled "I fucking hate unicorns" I didn't even try not to laugh.

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My 93 yo grandma is the best. Whenever things don't go her way (like no salt in the shaker at lunch), she says "Lord just take me now"

My 93 yo grandma is the best. Whenever things don't go her way (like no salt in the shaker at lunch), she says "Lord just take me now"

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Just saw one of my clients in Burger King. We both pretended not to know each other I'm her personal trainer...

Just saw one of my clients in Burger King. We both pretended not to know each other I'm her personal trainer...

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How is being a male ballet dancer gay when you're the one tackling half naked men and I'm the one surrounded by beautiful women in skin tight clothes.

How is being a male ballet dancer gay when you're the one tackling half naked men and I'm the one surrounded by beautiful women in skin tight clothes.

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I'm not anti social. I just enjoy observing people more than I do talking to them.

I'm not anti social. I just enjoy observing people more than I do talking to them.

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You want to know why I'm single? Because I was raised to be a gentleman, an I've yet to meet a lady...

You want to know why I'm single? Because I was raised to be a gentleman, an I've yet to meet a lady...

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When I was younger $20 felt like $100. Now $20 feel like $1.

When I was younger $20 felt like $100. Now $20 feel like $1.

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My idea of flirting is being as sarcastic as humanly possible and seeing if you can handle it

My idea of flirting is being as sarcastic as humanly possible and seeing if you can handle it

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So today I am on an online conference call with a cute sounding girl. So I googled her name out of curiosity. I forgot I was sharing my screen with her.

So today I am on an online conference call with a cute sounding girl. So I googled her name out of curiosity. I forgot I was sharing my screen with her.

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Being an introvert doesnt mean I dont like people, I just have to recharge on my own occasionally.

Being an introvert doesnt mean I dont like people, I just have to recharge on my own occasionally.

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Single dad & have no idea how to teach my daughters about makeup but if anyone laughs at their clown face they'll know how to throw an overhand right

Single dad & have no idea how to teach my daughters about makeup but if anyone laughs at their clown face they'll know how to throw an overhand right

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I'm a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, anxiety, and vague dislike

I'm a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, anxiety, and vague dislike

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I rejected a guy because I knew how much my best friend liked him.. 2 years later and now they are engaged. :)

I rejected a guy because I knew how much my best friend liked him.. 2 years later and now they are engaged. :)

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I was telling my grandmother about the drama at school last night and she said "sorry hun but I don't care" Shit, I just got owned by gam gam

I was telling my grandmother about the drama at school last night and she said "sorry hun but I don't care" Shit, I just got owned by gam gam

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Middle schoolers these days are smoking, drinking, and hooking up Me in middle school: hey, spell I Cup

Middle schoolers these days are smoking, drinking, and hooking up Me in middle school: hey, spell I Cup

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"No longer a 19 year old virgin! I turned 20 today."

No longer a 19 year old virgin! I turned 20 today.

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"Had my son at 15, moved to my own apartment at 16, got a car at 17, became a stripper at 18, bought a house at 19, and condo at 22 became a doctor at 26. Still progressing in life"

Had my son at 15, moved to my own apartment at 16, got a car at 17, became a stripper at 18, bought a house at 19, and condo at 22 became a doctor at 26. Still progressing in life

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"I clinically died in this spot one year ago today. I never found out who called 911, but: thank you."

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"I don't want a prince on a white horse, I want a weirdo who will make me laugh."

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I don't know how to NOT cuss I'll mean to say "oh this is pretty" and it will come out as "this is the nicest fucking piece of shit I have ever seen in my life"

I don't know how to NOT cuss I'll mean to say "oh this is pretty" and it will come out as "this is the nicest fucking piece of shit I have ever seen in my life"

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"I'm more than the color of my skin I'm also more than the uniform I wear."

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"Adopted my little sister today. So glad to get her away from our horrid parents. (Us)"

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"My parents spanked me as a child. It's not abuse, it's discipline. Don't judge parents for disciplining their children. Know the difference between that and actual abuse."

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"I envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because I need a 3 day notice for that"

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