My neighbour came by to drop keys off &said "I won't keep you, I noticed you have company". Asking what he meant he said "The figure in the upstairs window". I called the police - I was home alone.
I prefer actual books rather than kindle books. There is just something about a real book that's better.
I either overthink what I'm about to say or don't think at all. There's no in between
Wanting me sexually and wanting ME is two very different things.
I'm not a Netflix and chill kind of guy. I'm a detail my car, pick up my suit from the dry cleaners, get my hair faded, and take you out to sushi kind of man.More
I'd rather sip coffee in sweat pants, cuddle on the couch, and watch Netflix than go out and party.More
Just because you're physically more attractive than my gf doesn't mean I'm going to sleep with you. So much more to a person than just looks.
I work in a toy store. Today I had a little girl come in an spend her birthday money on toys for kids in the hospital. Maybe the next generation isn't screwed after all!
One half of me is a hopeless romantic. The other half is so damn realistic.
Doesn't matter your age, gender, color. If you look good, I'm probably checking you out in public.
I wonder what its like being attractive enough to have random people have crushes on you
People act like girls are so expensive, but honestly I'd be happy if my SO wrote me a letter, or set up an at-home movie night, or put a blanket on the grass so we could look up at the stars
I always do too much. If I study, I study for 8 hours If I clean, I clean EVERYTHING If I watch Netflix, I watch three complete shows in one day. If I get a pizza, I eat the whole pizza.
I just became a special education teacher and focus on teaching kids how to read who have dyslexia. I am dyslexic myself and never had a teacher be patient with me. I can't wait to start teaching.
I had canceled my abortion appointment and decided to keep my baby. 24 hours later I miscarried.More
That's the problem with having a good heart.... You think everyone else has one, too.
I'm ok with vegans. I'm NOT ok with vegans telling me I'm a bad person for eating a bacon cheeseburger.More
I finally got a black light tattoo.More
I really don't understand why people are so uncomfortable with public breastfeeding. We see boobs everyday, but when those boobs are feeding a child, it's suddenly "immodest" and "gross". Grow up.
I'm Autistic. No, I'm not retarded. No, I'm not stupid. I'm proud.
It sucks being a Mexican that can't speak Spanish.
If I could pass one bit of advice on to my younger self: do not become emotionally invested in the idea of a relationship until it is actually a relationship.
Paid for a mans order at McDonald's. Have a blowout, same man pulls over and tows me to his shop and gives me a free tire! Always be nice to people.
My neighbors are throwing a massive party upstairs and I have to work at 5am, should I be petty and blast Katy Perry tomorrow morning while I get ready?
I make sims of people I hate, give them loving, happy families, and then put them through divorce and depression... I'm an awful person