"You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!" - Kevin Hart
Free, Confession Ecard: I miss being the age when I thought I'd have my shit together by the time I was the age I am now.
If you really loved me, you'd say it on my FB wall.
Funny Drunk Texts
Best Funny Jokes
Funny Text Messages - BryanI totally failed safety and health course today.how did you manage that?well, one of the questions was 'In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?'Fuckin' large ones' was apparently the wrong answer.
A pet peeve, most definitely. Some ladies need to learn how to stay strong and stand their grounds. Also known as "I told you so"
My Best Friend
This Is Us
you and your friends.We are so hilarious. I feel bad for the people who don't get to listen to our conversations and enjoy our hilariousness
So. I either look like Jared Leto or Jim Carrey.
You Know It
Sums It Up
Funny Confession Ecard: I don't exercise to be healthy. I exercise to look sexy as fuck, naked.
I Love Me
BAHAHAHAH and dessert, and pretty much most foods I love.
Things To Do
"Sometimes I sit and think about every stupid thing I've ever done." (it is a horrible feeling!) :P (this picture/quote comes to mind quite frequently for me.
Jeans Jeans Jeans
Pink And Gold
afternoon brunch look