"You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!" - Kevin Hart
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For real.

Free, Confession Ecard: I miss being the age when I thought I'd have my shit together by the time I was the age I am now.


Funny Text Messages - BryanI totally failed safety and health course did you manage that?well, one of the questions was 'In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?'Fuckin' large ones' was apparently the wrong answer.


A pet peeve, most definitely. Some ladies need to learn how to stay strong and stand their grounds. Also known as "I told you so"

We are so hilarious.. @Simone Tara

you and your friends.We are so hilarious. I feel bad for the people who don't get to listen to our conversations and enjoy our hilariousness


Funny Confession Ecard: I don't exercise to be healthy. I exercise to look sexy as fuck, naked.

sometimes i sit and think about every stupid thing i've ever done, all at once.

"Sometimes I sit and think about every stupid thing I've ever done." (it is a horrible feeling!) :P (this picture/quote comes to mind quite frequently for me.