this is me.

I like skirts…

There are men who enjoy sitting like a man, yet like to wear skirts. So it's all good.

I don't know why this is so funny to me!

All I see is some disgusting person cutting their dog's hair next to apples. which people eat. I'm guessing they eat at that table too, where they just cut their dog's hair.

Heh heh heh

They hired a new valet. He's a little OCD. {Color coordinating is awesome} This is totally making me happy.exactly what I would do if I were a valet.

This should be a certificate that you can hand out at the end of the school year...... Teacher Humor

Congratulations on raising a child who causes their teacher to drink. Wish I could say this in a Parent/Teacher conference!

My Life In A Nutshell

Payday and then through the rest of the month. I like how no one is bothered by the top picture.

LOLSOTRUE - lolsotrue tumblr (funny,funny quotes,funny sayings,lolsotrue,lol,sotrue,witty,humor,teenagers,life)

Best friends: The people you can make weird faces to and they will know exactly what you're thinking.


That awkward moment when you realize the kid you desperately need a break from will NEVER miss a day of school.

best full house quote EVER.

"My dad said that if I can't say anything nice then I shouldn't say anything at all.but my dad's not here and you're a weenie!" - Michelle from Full House