Seriously. My favorite is when a PARENT asks, "I need to keep Bobby out of school on Friday. Will he miss anything?" Nah, we have so little to do we just goof off on Fridays. That's just of a school year. Grrrrr.
Everyone knows that Christmas is all about giving but most of us are also tempted to shop for ourselves when we are out Christmas shopping for our beloved friends and family members. While some people may be tempted to pass up on purc