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Who ate your bowl of sunshine this morning, Thundercloud? I'm going to say that to the next grumpy person I run into :)

Lol

I'm Mad At You - Folded Arm Frog ---- hilarious jokes funny pictures walmart fails meme humor

grand!

These are tearable puns

These are tearable puns. Pinning because I want to print this for my dad

"Clairee, you know I'd rather walk on my lips than to criticize anyone, but Janice Vanmeter... I bet you money she paid 500 dollars for that dress and don't even bother to wear a girdle."  "Looks like two pigs fightin' under a blanket."  "I haven't left the house without lycra on these hips since I was fourteen."  "You were raised right."  -Steel Magnolias -- classic.

"You know I'd rather walk on my lips than to criticize anyone, but Janice Vanmeter. I bet you money she paid 500 dollars for that dress and don't even bother to wear a girdle. Looks like two pigs fightin' under a blanket" -Steel Magnolias favorite!

:) liar liar

I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire. Liar, Liar, pants on fire!

Okay I really laughed.

I will ignore you so hard.my child does this! Drives me nuts

Hilarious Sarcastic Quotes #humor #funny

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