Alistair Lane

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I am a writer and poet. Nominated for "Funniest Blogger" at the Bloggers Bash Awards 2016, which tickles me greatly! I'm on twitter @AlistairLane
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Me in the crowd at the Hollie McNish poetry performance

Me in the crowd at the Hollie McNish poetry performance

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Careers Advice for the Chosen One | A Certain Point of View

Careers Advice for the Chosen One | A Certain Point of View

Don't be afraid of learning how to write funny. It is a teachable technique arising from the strong foundation of well-realized characters and story beats.

Don't be afraid of learning how to write funny. It is a teachable technique arising from the strong foundation of well-realized characters and story beats.

Wizened old cockney man-crone: (huskily) ‘ere, son, come over ‘ere a minute… Fresh-faced cherub: What is it grandad? WOCMC: Grandad? Grandad? I’m only 27. (a cough from the back of the room) Fack o…

Wizened old cockney man-crone: (huskily) ‘ere, son, come over ‘ere a minute… Fresh-faced cherub: What is it grandad? I’m only (a cough from the back of the room) Fack o…

Happy Halloween everyone! The poem below carries a huge health warning…once read, it cannot be unread. The images it will leave you with cannot be wiped (a score of witnesses will testify to …

"Humbled" literally used to mean the opposite of what it means.

I was born a bonny zombie baby It’s the only life I’ve known But years and moons have passed since then How I’ve zombie-grown! Growing up sure ain’t easy Juicy brains don’t come for free And there’…

I was born a bonny zombie baby It’s the only life I’ve known But years and moons have passed since then How I’ve zombie-grown! Growing up sure ain’t easy Juicy brains don’t come for free And there’…

This is the second in what will inevitably form a Halloween trilogy, concluding tomorrow… I am going to perform these poems, with others, at my first ever poetry performance (excluding open m…

This is the second in what will inevitably form a Halloween trilogy, concluding tomorrow… I am going to perform these poems, with others, at my first ever poetry performance (excluding open m…

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I'VE EVER SEEN.

For all the writers out there it can be difficult finding the perfect emotion for your character, whether your character is sad, angry, or surprised those words can seem to get a bit boring. so i introduce the Writer's Wheel of emotion. Enjoy - J.