you know you are from the "mitten". most of these are so true. except the "pop" thing. I've always called it "soda" :)

every night!

I do this every night. Also I wake up in the middle of the night, I calculate how much MORE sleep I have before my alarm goes off .

yep I'm guilty of this

Do this all the time when I was little because I just watch a scary movie. But now scary movies don't bother me. I think that they are funny as hell but still to this day. I Run up the stairs do no one will kill me


"I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

Love this! Thx SuG.

I am fluent in three languages.English, Sarcasm, and Profanity. Funny Sayings and Pictures: The Languages I Speak ('Funny Status')

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Like seriously, some people need to pipe the heck down.

"Kids have so much energy because they siphon it out of their parents like midget gasoline thieves.

Guilty! Happens every night..

I do this from the basement to the top of the stairs every night after using the treadmill.

this is just too funny!

Why take Funny Wedding Photos? Why not document that special day with something so funny and creative? These funny wedding photos will never get tiresome.

I need these for street parking in my neighborhood!

You suck at parking. I need some of these cards. veganbonnie You suck at parking. I need some of these cards. You suck at parking. I need some of these cards.