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The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.” --i pinned this simply for the description.

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Fantastic Crochet Fox Patterns - a collection of 10 great patterns, 7 free, 3 for purchase. I love the Fox Amigurumi!

Interesting....Dry brushing benefits: eliminates cellulite, cleanses the lymphatic structure, eliminate dead skin coatings, makes the immune system stronger, stimulates the hormone and oil producing glands; tightens the skin to prevent untimely aging, makes the quality of your muscles better, stimulates circulation, enhances the performance of the nervous system, aids digestion and most of all, it is considered as the simplest and cheapest way of rejuvenating your skin.

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Airport Express by Apple: Powerful enough to run a home Wi-Fi network, small enough to take on the road. Share your network with up to 10 users. $99. #Airport_Express #Apple #Network