When my mom knocks on my friends door and I just go in front of her, walk inside, and lay on the couch...... Btw Juliet I have your undershirt, but its mine now........

Awesome Quotes: Fake Friends vs Real Friends is my real friend acctualy my best friend in the whole world!

The only reason I have a Sam's club membership is for the impending zombie apocalypse.

If Zombies attack, go to Sam's Club. There's cement, years worth of food and tons of supplies. Plus, Zombies can't get in without a membership.

THIS IS ME IN SO MANY WAYS ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY. OKAY ITS A LITTLE FUNNY BUT STILL.

The Adventures of Timmy the Tooth RAINY DAY ADVENTURE VHS VIDEO

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