AMEN

Sorry I don't have the house spotless, laundry folded, and dinner on the table. As it turns out, my full time job gets in the way of me being a housewife./ So glad my husband knows better than to expect otherwise. :) For Real!

Can't stop laughing!!

If youre crazy and you know it shake your meds! If youre crazy and you know it shake your meds! If youre crazy and you know it then your eyes will surely show it, if youre crazy and you know it shake your meds

This is not me, but this is funny!

This popped into my head, as my dental hygenist was flossing my teeth. I couldn't stop laughing! - same thing happened to me when I went to the dentist recently!

perfect!

HaHa - I love boxed wine. But I think Cardboardeaux is a perfect name, especially for "Tar-zhay" wine.

Ha!!

Free, Encouragement Ecard: If you can't be the sharpest tool in the shed, you can always be the hoe.

Humor

Just stand far away from me and my children in your wrongness because what you are chills me to the bone. EVIL exists and it is YOU.

Is it the weekend yet?

40 TOTALLY Sarcastic Quotes for When Work Is Beating You Down

AHAHAHAA!

Ace Ventura Pet Detective Costume

This is me (Finkle), my Husband (Marino), and my son (Ace Ventura). I knew we wanted to dress our son in something funny so I looked up the top 100 funniest movies and ran into Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.

then I definitely live in the South!

A friend will be the designated driver. A best friend will hold your hair while you vomit on your ex's car. Happy B-day Bestie!

Haha

"I have shamed my family" and "I probably helped." At least they are honest (funny dog shaming)

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