lmfao!! this is every phone call i get at work.

Funny Workplace Ecard: When I get off the phone with you I am going to tell my coworkers how stupid you are. Bahaha so true!

every time.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Diet: Breakfast 250 calories Lunch 375 calories Snack 125 calories Dinner calories

some people. ..

Some people just lack the ability to realize that everyone in the room wants them to shut up. Yep so true


Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: I may look calm, but in my head, I've punched you in the face 3 times.


Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: I'm not really a bitch all the time. You just don't like when I call you out on your bullshit. All the time.

No kidding

I’m so old, I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign. And before that, we played Tic-Tac-Toe on that shit.so true

Haha...Haha bitch!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I get called a bitch a lot. It's true, but hey, I never get called stupid, ignorant, fat or ugly.

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Pretty sure some people were conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.