You know we're good friends when I no longer feel the need to clean up before you come over.

You know we're good friends when I no longer feel the need to clean up before you come over.

The Defibrillator Toaster    My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”    “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”    He’s bread, Jim.    Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M    If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!     JESUS CRUST.    JAM IT!    “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”    --i pinned this simply for the description.

The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.” --i pinned this simply for the description.

A little game called Walmart Bingo

A little game called Walmart Bingo

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So inappropriate but I really can't stop laughing! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

So inappropriate but I really can't stop laughing! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

But I dont mind if you stalk me. or investigate, as I like to call it. Lol we all do it.

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