This is totally me. Funny Apology Ecard: Sorry that most of my hilarious jokes are borderline inappropriate. And by sorry, I mean you're welcome.


Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: I'm not crying because I'm sad. I'm crying because I want to punch you in the fucking face but I can't.

I just might tell people this from now on...

The way I see it, it's a good thing to be weird. Be different and stay true to yourself. You can't please everyone and be this perfect version that people expect you to be. Weird it up.

hahaha so true.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina.


This is the truest pin for me. Thanks Creswell Creswell Myhre for finding it! So accurate for my feelings, damn

so true

Pitch Perfect is such a good movie & Fat Amy makes it even better.this is legit every day of my life haha


My kids. And my husband. And my dad. And my brother. And my sister. And my other sister.

...Take that skinny bitches

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Mr. Grey prefers brunettes who like to eat. Take that skinny bitches.

Grey Goose, please!!

Who cares if the glass is half full or half empty. fill that bitch back up with vodka.

Women do the best research when necessary.

Rio posted Funny Baby Ecard: I DO NOT have a waddle. It is called Pregnancy Swag. to their -baby time!