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Funny Knitting Jokes

Laugh while you knit with this side-splitting collection of funny knitting jokes, knitting humor, yarn humor, yarn jokes, and knitting puns.


Funny Knitting Jokes

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I like to party and by party I mean knit- 8x10 quote wall art on Etsy, $9.00

Knitting & Maggie Smith.

Knitting *IS* good for my health!

  • Lynn Long
    Lynn Long

    And ME!!

Naughty Kitty - Leave my yarn alone!

Come on, you know you want to!

Twitter / Artfire: The #knitting force is strong ...

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Such is life!

  • Bridget McKenzie
    Bridget McKenzie

    Love this!!

Winter is coming...knit faster.

  • Christine Morrison
    Christine Morrison

    Nice quote

Every good week starts with a little knitting :)

This is how I feel most mornings...what about you?

  • Jamie Hemphill
    Jamie Hemphill

    my mornings!

  • Elaine Brye
    Elaine Brye

    Just read the directions

...and maaaaaybe Netflix ;)

  • CreatiKnit
    CreatiKnit

    So true!

  • Laws Of Knitting
    Laws Of Knitting

    You can't get any more real than this.

  • Barbara Mathews
    Barbara Mathews

    and books.

If yarn was currency...I'd be rich :)

  • Katie Wooldridge
    Katie Wooldridge

    Hahaha so funny!

  • Laverne Zavacki
    Laverne Zavacki

    That's me!

  • Vicky Beckwith
    Vicky Beckwith

    Whoop's dropped my yarn ball!

  • Sidra Goldsmit
    Sidra Goldsmit

    I wish!

Sung in the tune of the Beatles classic ;)

I'd rather be knitting. What about you?

  • Kate McCullough
    Kate McCullough

    you betcha!

  • Arlene Newman
    Arlene Newman

    Went for a mammogram today and to visit my sister -- I managed to knit an entire cowl scarf!

  • Terry Boyd
    Terry Boyd

    It helps with my depression. Knitting makes my mind work. Unlike playing a game or watching videos, or messing with Facebook. Knitting gives you tangible evidence of the time you spent.

  • teresa huntington
    teresa huntington

    used to love knitting and never get chance now im working. need to get back to it even if its only easy things

  • Bernie Widmeyer
    Bernie Widmeyer

    One or two rows will help lower your stress level.

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Knitters gonna knit!

  • Shirley Demuth
    Shirley Demuth

    If I'm sittin'...I'm knittin'

Ain't that the truth! ;)

  • Kathy Davis
    Kathy Davis

    Yarn junkies say Amen!!!!

  • James Cummings
    James Cummings

    Yes indeed

Knitting: it's sitting...for creative people ;)

  • Olga Csonka
    Olga Csonka

    Love it!

Knitting is the new yoga...ahhhhh.

There seems to be some debate...

Just Knit It!

I knit. I crochet.

  • Michele Lovenstein
    Michele Lovenstein

    Yes you are lol......lmao

Knitters, unite!

  • Anne McAllister Stoddard
    Anne McAllister Stoddard

    I remember "Rosie" and it makes me smile to see she knits also!!! ;-)

I knit, therefore I am.

I knit. What's your super power?

I'm not retired...knitting is a full-time job!

  • Willa Murphy
    Willa Murphy

    I wish!!! Only add spinning to that :)

  • Nyla Allen
    Nyla Allen

    true

  • Donna Smith-Raymond
    Donna Smith-Raymond

    Oh yeah!!!