Funny Knitting Jokes

Laugh while you knit with this side-splitting collection of funny knitting jokes, knitting humor, yarn humor, yarn jokes, and knitting puns.
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"I have run out of places to hide, I mean store, my yarn." Knitting problems!

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Knitting needles are the best wands.

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I'm a procrastinKNITter by choice.

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Yarrrrnnn Matey!

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There's also a high chance of coffee in the morning and a 30% chance of green tea in the late afternoon. #knitting

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Big party over here. *sips coffee* *continues knitting*

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Behind every knitter is a HUGE pile of yarn. You can say that again.

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Getting through the day one stitch at a time. Now I'm going to knit all night too.

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Knitting. It's sitting for creative people.

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Althea Crome - miniature knitting

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If knitting were a drug, I'd be checking into rehab.

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It's all fun and games until the skein runs out. Gasp! It's even worse when you don't have another skein from the same dye lot :O

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If I'm sitting, I'm knitting. Darn right I am.

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Knitting is the new yoga. Namaste home and knit.

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Knitters gonna knit, knit, knit!

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I like to party. And by party I mean knit.

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I knit because punching people is frowned upon.

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I bloody love knitting.

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Yes, I'd much rather be knitting right now!

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The road to the yarn store is the best road. #yarnaholic

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My yarn line is called Nostalgic Lamb's Wool. What's your yarn line called?

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Weekend plans: Yarn, needles, and no interruptions.

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I really need to get knitting ASAP.

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My biggest fear is that when I die my husband will sell all my yarn for what I told him it cost.

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