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Daily Odd Compliment

Daily Odd Compliment: You know what the difference is between you and a narwhal. Lol this is awesome

Daily Odd Compliment

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Daily Odd Compliment

If I'm Superman, you're the opposite of kryptonite. Which I guess is like a pillow? Or maybe two pillows? Never mind. Scratch that. If I'm Superman, you're Superman's best friend.

Daily Odd Compliment

Daily Odd Compliment: "You know that one friend in horror movies, who is like, 'Hey, here's a dumb idea: lets split up and not be safe. That friend is an idiot. You are not that friend.

Daily Odd Compliment

Its mostly funny because a previous pinner posted this and said, "If I heard one in the vicinity, I would build a fireplace in five minutes so I could burn that little creepy fucker.

Daily Odd Compliment

Daily Odd Compliment: I want you more than Carly Rae Jepsen wants you to call her. Maybe

Please

Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat? Thanks. Yeah all of this would be so much easier

Basically

my daughter sent me this.The perfect answer to: "If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you?" (I hated it when my mom asked me that!