Story of my life! My mind is like, "Let's go to the gym!" but my body is all, "Dude chill, this couch is really comfortable.
Blanket of Trust
10 Things 90s Kids Will Have to Explain to Their Children-- I love the way this is written. It cracks me up.
If I drunk text you and you're sleeping... don't text me in the morning. That ship has sailed.
Sometimes my workouts are so strenuous that I reward myself by taking a year or two off.
Cause you work night shift. #nurse or you cant figure out what time of the day it is
Really good smart @$$ remarks are so hard to find!