Oh, so true!

If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect. I would never leave!

So funny!

Whoever said "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" has clearly never had cupcakes. Or wine. Or chocolate. Or pizza. Or a man, because psst. - we really don't like skinny.

basically

Today, I will be classy and elegant. Or, I will spill food on my shirt and trip over things. So me.

so true

"I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress.Just kidding. I'm on my third glass of wine." hahah this is hilarious because I took a stress mgmt class this semester and this is so me haha

Life coaches

Hahaha this is too funny! Coffee and wine are like my life coaches. Coffee is there for a pat on the ass, 'Go get'em we can do this!' And then wine is like, 'You'll get them tomorrow You gave it a good shot. Keep your chin up.

Seriously

Coffee, you're on the bench. Alcohol, suit up. This is how I feel when I get off of work lol

This is an actual thing. Sarcasm has feelings too, and it settles deep within my gut when not released.

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This is an actual thing. Sarcasm has feelings too, and it settles deep within my gut when not released. My family does not appreciate my sarcastic personality

So true...

I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes. Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 90 Pics

Truth

Success is doing what you love and making it a career, but I don't know who will pay me to drink wine while looking at Printerest

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