I was so close to letting this go. I may not take legal action but god damn it I'm writing a blog post to at least document the story. Here it is. On Oct 27 2010 I came up with an idea for a joke about "i before e" being a stupid rule. I did this because…

Why English Is Hard To Learn~ Box & boxes but oxen not oxes. Goose & geese but moose not meese. Mouse & mive but house not hice. Man & men but pan not pen. Foot & feet but not book and beek. Two boths not beeth, yet those are theese, and kisses not and ke