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I Don'T Fart I Whisper In My Panties...Sometimes It'S A Scream | T-Shirt | Funny Joke Shirts

I JUST DIED. bahahahahahaha! I DON'T FART I WHISPER IN MY PANTIES...SOMETIMES IT'S A SCREAM

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31 Awesome April Fools' Day Pranks Your Kids Will Totally Fall For

Confuse your kid on the ride to school. | 31 Awesome April Fools' Day Pranks Your Kids Will Totally Fall For

hilarious. I want to put this on the guest cup. So when they finish they won't know it's there

“I feel guilty that I want a career so I can get away from my kids for a few hours.” That was a text I sent my husband one morning after the baby made me want to shut down my ovaries. I really did feel guilty. My baby is the coolest and I wasn’t patient…

This is Josh! Resealable packages don't stand a chance of ever being opened the right way!

I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

"Brilliant, Anderson." "Really?" "Yes. Brilliant Impression of an idiot." < so basicically Watson misses Sherlock about as much as Anderson is an idiot