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..anyone else a lover of Judy Bloom? I'm sure she'd punch me square in the face for sacrilegiously using her book title in this clearly not-intended-for-childhood-audiences way, but...what are you gonna do about it Judy? Huh???!!! Yeah, that's what I thought (ummm...please don't sue me, I'll provide you with free Margarita cookie samples! That should make up for it... #alcohol #candy #Christmas

blueberries and other fruits are on a plate

Sangria

Pancakes

Madeleine

The Handmaid’s (Cock)Tail: The Sangria-la of Madeleines… - SweetUltimatums.com

two desserts on a plate with cherries and coconut

The Handmaid’s (Cock)Tail: The (Pine)Apple of My Eye… - SweetUltimatums.com

a white bowl filled with cookies on top of a table

Season(ings) Greetings? How To Wine Friends And Influence Pepper - SweetUltimatums.com

This would actually be a useful skill if by "Pepper" we were referencing Iron Man's Pepper Potts. Having a bit of pull over a super hero seems like a useful tool to have in your back pocket ;) . With these treats, I opted to go even more "super" crazy and make them gluten free (although feel free to use regular flour if that's what you've got, it will totally... #alcohol #chocolate #christmas

chocolate chip cookies and dip on a plate

Unicorn Dip

Sweet Dip

Bars Cookies

Chocolate Chip Pudding

Chocolate Chip Pudding Cookies

Sweet Dips

Pudding Cookies

Ritz Crackers

Puddin’ on the Ritz - SweetUltimatums.com

No, not Ritz crackers (although I suppose crackers could be used with the sweet dip that I made to go along with these cookies). Think of "Ritz" in this situation as more referencing highfalutin and fancy (what? You don't think that mini chocolate chip pudding cookies served with sprinkle laden unicorn dip isn't fancy? That they wouldn't serve it at the most high class... #alcohol #bars #cookies

a pink bowl filled with chocolate and pistachio covered pastries on top of a black table

Aliens or Ghosts? Cigar-ney Weaver Can-noli Guess - SweetUltimatums.com

I think I have Ghostbusters on the brain because Kevin and I recently went to the Rec Room in downtown Toronto and did their fully immersive VR Ghostbuster experience thing (It's a little pricey, but super cool and totally worth doing at least once. You get to shoot at the Marshmallow Man - at which point you smell toasted marshmallows, Slimer passes through you... #alcohol #candy #christmas

a pile of cookies sitting on top of a white plate

That’s A S’More-é - SweetUltimatums.com

C'mon, don't roll your eyes at me - you know you loved that one ;) . Just because you're jealous that you didn't think of that pun first is no reason to go all hater-y on me and pretend you're too good to laugh at my nonsense. Anywho, not sure if you're sensing a theme here at all, given my last week's post which also included some S'mores elements (or some s'more... #breakfast #candy #cereal

two cupcakes with marshmallows and chocolate on top

Banana Filling

Peanut Butter And Banana

PB or Not PB? That Is The Question - SweetUltimatums.com

Peanut butter and banana. I know it's only been 5 seconds since I did a post about that particular flavour combination, but I liked it so much, I felt it needed to be incorporated into something else. Also, Kevin really liked the banana filling from my knock-off nutter butters from the other week and told me that banana pudding was actually one of his childhood... #alcohol #breakfast #cake

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three cookies with frosting on top sitting on a blue plate

A Nutter(Butter) Peanut Butter Post? That’s Bananas!! - SweetUltimatums.com

Clearly I've just given up with trying to come up with puns for anything peanut butter related. That title is just sad. Sad like a little kid who just dropped their entire ice cream cone before they even got to take one bite. Or sad like the fact that I don't have a Goldendoodle as a pet (yes, I mean THAT sad. Not really sure why I felt the need to add the addendum "as... #bars #coconut #cookies

three cupcakes with chocolate frosting and sprinkles on a plate

Sundaes For Sundays? How Berry Fitting - SweetUltimatums.com

Summer!!!!!!!!!!! That is possibly my favourite word. Conjuring up images of warmth and holidays...and ice cream! You know the big problem with ice cream though? It just gets a little too melty a little too fast. Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "sticky fingers" (although now maybe you could "legitimately" "accidentally" rob people - robbing them of their ice cream... #alcohol #cake #candy

three cupcakes with frosting and pecans on a plate

Here’s A Sneak Peek(an) Through Rose(mary) Coloured Glasses - SweetUltimatums.com

Personally, I'm a big fan of incorporating savoury herbs into dessert (strawberry-basil, lemon-thyme, apple and sage, so many possibilities! I even had a whole themed month about it, so if you're interested, check out one (or all!) of these posts - rosemary, basil, dill (surprisingly my favourite tasting of the 4) or oregano). In trying to come up with a way to use up... #cake #candy #chocolate

several pieces of dessert sitting on top of a white plate with chocolate chips around it

Candy Caramel

Chocolate Covered Coffee Beans

Bak(lava) In My Day… - SweetUltimatums.com

Let's start our day with a jolt of adrenaline shall we? If these are filled with sugar, straight up (homemade) chocolate covered coffee beans and protein-packed hazelnuts and pistachios, I think it's totally fair to call these energy bars. Right? RIGHT???!!! (Is it just me, or does it seem like there's an earthquake happening right now? No? The whole universe doesn't seem... #bars #candy #caramel

some cookies are stacked on top of each other with nuts in the middle and raisins at the bottom

Bars Chocolate

New Challenge

White Chocolate Chips

Trombone

Chocolate Chips

I’m Super Pistachioed That He Was A No Shell For Dessert - SweetUltimatums.com

I'm clearly on a bit of a cranberry kick here...because my new challenge is apparently how many berries can you cran into one blog? Wakka-wakka-wakka!! (or sad trombone sound depending on how cheesy you like your puns ;) ). I still had some white chocolate chips kicking around, and those definitely go with cranberries as well, so I opted to eschew (not to be... #bars #chocolate #christmas