Wattpad: OMG so here's this donut and it loves my OC this cupcake and they'll love happily ever after and have babies in an x-rated lemon sequel!!1!

Wattpad: OMG so here's this donut and it loves my OC this cupcake and they'll love happily ever after and have babies in an x-rated lemon <<<Real life: Yes I'd like one donut please.

This is what I’m talking about…

This is what I’m talking about…

Balls of Nonchalant Steel. Something tells me that *this* man will NEVER be accused of having his balls reside in his wife's pocket!

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what a coincidence that i just watched this yesterday and it pops up on my dash lol

What if there was a person who didn't know his birthday, but did know what his deathday was?<<< Happy deathday to youuuu!

First of all, this is totally me. My mom says I have cat feet. I walk around normal, and half the time people don't notice I just walked by. Also, the ghost part is a good writing prompt.>>>> I also sneak occasionally.

What tumblr does to you

all i'm seeing is attractive people getting more attractive and i'm still a potato<<But a very pretty potato. Makes all the other potatos go silent because they can't speak

Funny tumblr post

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Backwards evolution everyone. We reached the top of the hill and there is nowhere to go but down...

Backwards evolution everyone. We reached the top of the hill and there is nowhere to go but down.<<AHAHAHA OH GODS DYING

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