My life.

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Haha so funny!

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I will never understand why pregnant women complain so much about people touching their bellies. I LOVED getting my tummy rubbed!

Look, I'm trying to rant here. Stop interrupting me with 'facts' and 'reason'.

Look, I'm trying to rant here. Stop interrupting me with 'facts' and 'reason'. This is so how I feel about my mom sometimes when im talking lol


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I laughed out loud at this. I think the farmer tried to milk that cow his own way.


A little work humor -- tehe i understand this joke because i go to votech for dental assisting x)

So true

This is so me when my husband asks me what I want to eat or where I want to go out to eat so then he makes suggestions and Im like no to each one. When he asks me again what i want my response is still IDK.

evil pigeons

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Somedays, this is EXACTLY how I feel!

"If it requires PANTS or a BRA it's not happening today" To funny!

hahahahahaa. too true!

He is halitosis Aziz on texting. The reason girls think this is funny is because it's true. We do that. and usually if we don't text you back right away we're *hoping* you uninvite us to the pizza party. Though, I would never do that to Aziz.

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I thought of you today. I also threw up in my mouth a little. I'm sure it was just a coincidence. Yep, every time I think of him, gross! Wtf was I thinking!