So true

My tolerance for imbeciles is extremely low today. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously there is a new strain out there. There's always more than you counted on

Love her.Kristen Wiig One of my favorite lines in the movie! I watch that movie whenever I'm down!

For serious though...

Surely I am not the only one who feels this way-tired of mustaches and keep calm! Soo overdone and unimaginative!

literally thought I was the only one lol

I'm more at singing, winning fake arguments. Whitney Huston ain't got crap on my when it comes to the shower! & I will will that argument, lets take it to the shower!

How to play: True American this needs to happen

New Girl – True American drinking game

True American rules YES.thank you internet! This is on my bucket list. Want to play this so bad! And maybe with energy drinks or espresso shots ; during finals week. <-- energy drinks and espresso shots? Uh, yes!

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Vintage memes: Once again honey your shit doesn't add up - vintage retro funny quote

So sorry

Sorry if I seem agitated— I just laid an egg, and now my body is violently ripping down the walls of my uterus, which it does 12 times a year.


Macaulay Culkin and Ryan Gosling are playing shirtception// i love this so much