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Ummm yep, sometimes that is me at night. because there's TOTALLY a murderer lurking in the shower.

Do not give up what you want most for what you want at the moment. No junk food.

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thin then.I wish I was as thin as I was when I went to Tops for the first time because I thought I was too fat!


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 Everytime I walk into my garage... I hate black widows! EEEK! (can't get a hold of our pest control guy).

I don't like spiders and snakes, but.act like a black belt when I walk into a spider web

It's true  ..

I don`t want to brag or make anybody jealous, but.I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.

These are my students.  The worst question you can ask is do you understand.  The answer is always "yes".

That's my life a lot of the time now that I live in Australia. All the Aussie accents are tough to understand at times.especially when they talk fast!

Silly Saturday: Double Negative Confession

I've done this a time or two. Also if I should iron something, I put it in the dryer for a bit.

hahaha happens to me all the time...sosmetimes I do die...or at least just fall down the stairs

This made me laugh so hard! Probably because I have fallen down the stairs at least 20 times in my life.a couple of those times was actually walking UP the stairs lol

Lauren, you were never silent about correcting my grammar!

I'm silently correcting your grammar.not only am I silently correcting you spoken grammar,I am correcting your written grammar!

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My poor mom, I used to sit outside her door. I thought it was our "special" alone time. Poor woman just wanted to pee! Love you mom!

Without laughter the worlds boring.

Quote - Laughing so hard, no noise coming out, so you sit there clapping like a retarted seal. - yep that's me. then I snort :D

The truth here is that this spout does NOT open like they want us to believe it does!!!

i have never Ever in my entire life opened a box of mac n cheese using the "to open" tab--*This is soo true! I just end up with a dented box most of the time and occasionally macaroni everywhere*

LOL This is so me. I'm always fighting with hubby to stop pulling the blankets off of me because they make me feel safe. Even if it's really hot in the house, I have to have blankets on.

Realist speaking

Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna ki. She's under a blanket. ha, ha that is funny!

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