Every. Single. Morning.

Sleep or look attractive? Natural beauty is better. Less sleep equals more makeup to cover up the bags. So yeah, sleep =beauty.


One part wasn’t enough…

My daughter is writing a book. I guess ken part wasn't enough. My mean mom part 1

Fail. Can't stop laughing.

OK, I'm not always THIS epic fail at craft projects. This really made me laugh, becuase SOMETIMES, I really AM this fail.


Give him an Oscar…

Hello, I'm a DiCapricorn, I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge, and marathons on Netflix. Its my dream to win an oscar, but nobody with my sign has yet.

Dis order

The day we all LOVE to HATE

Makes sense...

Legally Blonde (2001)

"Happy people don't shoot their husbands" - Elle Wood , Legally Blonde Reese Witherspoon

haha love this!

This is absolutely hilarious. I love parents and technology.this is totally something my mom would do!

Just sayin...

My husband for now, then once my son start dating.