My hobbies include: Pinning pictures of home decor I can't afford, recipes I won't cook, & crafts I won't make. Also, I really enjoy loading up my online shopping cart & not buying any of it.
Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this bitch eating those crackers like she owns the place."
SomeEcards: I just bought $200 worth of groceries... then I ordered in pizza because I didn't feel like cooking after the hassle of buying groceries.
If you see me running, call the police. | Confession Ecard
id do the same but you can get past those legos easly
So mean, but I laughed...
I don't judge people based on race, creed, color or gender. I judge people based on spelling, grammar, punctuation, and sentence structure.
I'm sorry... ...all I hear is your perfume.
I could give examples but my destupidifier is saying not to lol
I'm eating my feelings and they're absolutely delicious.