happy friggin birthday
Be an Optimist!
So, you're PMS'ing pretty bad, huh?
You otter be ashamed of yourself.
give that attention whore a like...
you're awesome. Bill Murray says so.
the most awesome person today
You know who you are.
Liking your own status...
Happy Birthday from the Hoff
Happy Birthday Bulldog @Jen Rochester
Constant FB Notifications Day
HBD to a very special cougar.
Cover your mouth!!!
Congratulations on your ability to create drama out of absolutely nothing!
You know what could really help you sort through these important issues?
Big Lebowski birthday
You've cat to be kitten me