You know you're an INTP when you prepare ideal mental scripts for impending conversations. My mind is always working, anticipating probable outcome. Helps me to be flexible, hoping for the best/most, but expecting the worst/least. If this, then that.
Oh go on -- why perjure yourself? I once said to a pregnant ISTJ: 'Oh, okay -- so that's a good thing?' and she smiled and said 'Yeah, I think so.' so I said 'Well congratulations then'. She didn't want to be gushed over and seemed relieved that I didn't
Reading makes the mind race and the heart pace faster, someone who reads can live a thousand lives in just one turn of the page. For the person who never turned the page or longed for the climax of a good read will only ever live once!