This is my Jesus alarm clock. I got it years ago. It opens backwards, like the Jewish Bible. it blares the Halleleujah chorus and lights up when it goes off. It's impossible to sleep through. I love it.
The Jesus Toasters are REAL. They burn the image of Christ onto your daily bread. How great is that? Get them at jesustoasters.com.
BIKER JESUS Action Figure. Available on ebay.
This metal and glass bank shows Jesus with His burning heart. It reads, across two panels, "Jesus Saves." Yes, He does.
Here's an ashtray that I own. It shows Jesus with a crown of thorns on His head and it reads, "Jesus hates it when you smoke."