This is my life. killed me when I read this. Made me laugh literally out loud! My day at work (almost everyday).
Last pinner : How to cheer your friend up like a sloth. Miller who does this remind you of? Me : How to "cheer up" your friend life an ass.please go fuck yourself instead. That might help the both of us.
In a dead silent classroom of about 30 students taking a test.my stomach: I will now demonstrate a whale's mating call
How Mad Is She?: How mad is she? probably the best florist sign ever The size of those flowers really do matter according to how mad she is.
Awkward eye contact with stranger - Um. Awkward eye contact with cute stranger - derp