I'm in!

It would sell wine and who gives a damn, bring on the hard liquor. We should open a store called 'Forever We can sell Wine and Yoga pants.

Bahahaha! Story of my life!!!!

Funny Confession Ecard: I've decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!

My Childhood Punishments have become my adult goals... totally my life!

Friday Things

Best Funny Quotes : My Childhood Punishments have become my adult goals… totally my life!

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Whenever I start feeling spontaneous, my bank account quietly reminds me to calm the fuck down. Life of a broke, college student.

best sign EVER.

Stuck in the Alphabet Game? Love this, my brother and I used to play the alphabet game all the time when we were kids and he always kicked my butt.

Superhero!

superhero dachshund in a shopping cart. If I ever owned a dachshund I would name him "Edward Longshanks"

Yup poor Reece

Funny picture of scared little boy riding in the passenger side of a toy car, with a little girl driving. Caption: Every man has this look when his wife is driving.

please

"If I give you a nice big straw will you go suck the fun out of someone else's day?" Sayings & Quotes

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Funny Workplace Ecard: Don't let people push you around. Unless you're in a wagon, 'cause that shit is fun.

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