10 Things We've Learned About Abigail Breslin From Her Twitter Feed

story of my life! especially piano. or drawing. or baking. or running. basically everything.<<<--SO TRUE! plus basketball and volleyball!


When people tell me "you're gonna regret that in the morning" I sleep in until noon, because I'm a problem solver. Not that I ever could sleep till noon

so true

Funny Workplace Ecard: Why is 'patience' a virtue? Why can't 'hurry the fuck up' be a virtue?


My friend thinks he's so smart. He said onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.


Free, Confession Ecard: I can't even begin to tell you the number of jokes I'm going straight to hell for laughing at.

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People keep telling me the 'right person' will come along. I think mine got hit by a bus or something. So true

So True!

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Lets do that awkward walk/run we do when a car lets us cross the road!

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Bizarro cartoon (July 5, 2012)

Funny pictures about Avert Your Eyes. Oh, and cool pics about Avert Your Eyes. Also, Avert Your Eyes photos.