Before calling me, ask yourself "Is this textable? I hate talking on the phone! Unless it's like my mom or grandparent's lol

Good point

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Why do people say they're having a tuna-fish sandwich? No one ever says they're having a chicken-bird sandwich.

Haa haa

There may be two sides to every story, but you're still a douche in both of them. Sounds like my ex f-ing asshole lol

So true.

My diet can be described as "unchaperoned child at a birthday party"


another selfie. I hope those 10 'likes' give you the confidence you need to get through your day (for those FB friends who feel the need to post selfies EVERY OTHER DAY)!

Love them!

Maxi Dress for Fall

I love maxi skirts and dresses! "We may feel dressed up, but all women know that maxi skirts are just crotchless yoga pants.

true. lol

Free and Funny Family Ecard: Real Women get all the groceries into the house in one trip.