E-cards: Grab a straw, because you suck!
you're gonna need ice fo' that burn! >> apply cold water to that burn 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Funny Confession Ecard: So I heard they're naming a new paint color after you. It's called Whore Red. Not very bright, but it's cheap and spreads really easily.
Drake Josh quote - Crazy Steve "Cock-a-doodle-doo, the cow says moo!