A soldier and his squirrel. The soldier found a weak baby squirrel, nursed it back to life. Now the guy left the service, works as a taxi driver, and the squirrel is always in his pocket no matter where he goes! a-soldier-and-his-squirrel.
Dog - why can't we be friends? Cat- because, you are a dog, covered in fleas and you pee on everything and lick everything. Do you understand? Dog- no! Cat- I'm clean- your dog! Scout loves cats but they never want to play