sadly, I feel this way all the time!

Funny Confession Ecard: I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say 'you can't seriously be this freaking stupid!

haha so true

10 Things They Don't Tell You After Giving Birth

Happily After Giving Birth – 10 Things They Don't Tell You. OMG-how hilarious!This made me laugh until I cried! My sister just had a baby 2 weeks ago: I wish I had found this sooner for her to read!

So true!

I thinkg it's weird how somedays I feel skinny and somedays I feel like a busted can of biscuits.

Seriously - because they DO have man periods.

Seriously - because they DO have man periods. they call them 'comma'


I hope one day, doesn't matter when exactly, you feel this way and miss me and realize I'm too far gone. I hope it hurts as much as it's hurting me right now, even though I don't deserve it and it's you who does.


If you are going to say something about my drinking.the least you could do is get me another martini!

The sad truth..:(

Free, Encouragement Ecard: That sad moment when you realize that the trash goes out more than you do.

This is me haha!!

I just live in my pajamas. I don't give a shit if you come over, but if you got a prob with my pj pants & uggs best stay at home kids! And these days, pj pants are as pretty as designer jeans!

15 things a Mom should teach her boys

15 things a Mom should teach her boys; although, I beg to differ with number Dutch Ovens are pretty funny.