True story

I often walk a fine line between "super fun" mom and "kinda psychotic, maybe we should call the authorities" mom. This is the kind of mom that I will be. only time will tell.

Too many.

E-card: Too many people are walking around unmedicated, unsupervised and affecting my life

So true .

I had a stapler I'd shoot matchsticks out of when I was a kid. I actually had a boy want to trade me his BB gun for it.it makes me laugh every time I think about it.

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They say we should be eating more raw foods. That's all I needed to hear to whip up another batch of cookie dough. At our house, more raw cookie dough is eaten than cooked.

Laughed way too hard at this!

Funny Cat Humor Grumpy Cat Slip Into Something Comfortable Refrigerator Magnet

Hopeful

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I hope a bird shits on your face today.

I'll See Your Hot Mess & Raise You A Walking Disaster....lol

I'll See Your Hot Mess & Raise You A Walking Disaster.lol Crowley Lee I win!

I'll See Your Hot Mess & Raise You A Walking Disaster....lol

I'll See Your Hot Mess & Raise You A Walking Disaster.lol Crowley Lee I win!

Truth.

I am not a morning person.but I work weekends at a coffee shop. I guess I like coffee more than sleeping after all

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Sometimes I think of something so wrong and inappropriate that my little black heart skips a beat with delight.Evil me

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On certain days. It's Too Peopley Out - It's too peopley out. Show that you're not a fan of crowds for people in general, with this funny introvert design.

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